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If only they'd taken it with them!

"Look! No hands!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Volcanic ash...

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Got it!"

Heavenwood

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Caution! Wet Floor.

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

The tip of the iceberg

'Apparently he's big in Japan...'

"Well, we didn't get the new flood barrier!"

Castaway's bad luck.

Mother Nature