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"Well, Mr. Higgins, I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover natural disasters."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Got it!"

Caution! Wet Floor.

No one realized it, but the stage was being set for the greatest sea disaster of all time.

Heavenwood

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

If only they'd taken it with them!

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"We're saved!"

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

Devil causing tusnami, hurricanes and earthquakes.

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

Castaway's bad luck.

"Well, we didn't get the new flood barrier!"

'Apparently he's big in Japan...'

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