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Reporters on train, ship, and plane disasters.

On the brink.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue