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"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Henrik Ibsen,

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Stretcher Header.

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Luck

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'