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The queue for gas in New York.

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Suez Canal Curse

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'You called a plumber!'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Luck

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'I can see the sea!'

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

The end is nigh.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

Forest Fire Hazard

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

"... Till death us do part."