Diy Disaster Humorist T-Shirts

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

My boat

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

A botched home improvement job.

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Is that the trebuchet?'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'You called a plumber!'

!I haven't a clue what they are, but I don't like the look of them."

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"