Disaster Humorists Gifts

The queue for gas in New York.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'You called a plumber!'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Luck

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

'I can see the sea!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

The end is nigh.

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

"... Till death us do part."

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Forest Fire Hazard

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'