Disaster Satirists Gifts

Nuclear Fault Line

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I'm an atheist!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

Born Cynical,,,,

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'You called a plumber!'

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

Luck

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'I can see the sea!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Forest Fire Hazard