Disaster Satirists Prints

Nuclear Fault Line

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I'm an atheist!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Suez Canal Curse

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

Born Cynical,,,,

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'You called a plumber!'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

"Where's the fire, pal?"

Luck

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'I can see the sea!'

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."