Disaster Response Humorist Prints

"I'm sorry, we should have called you. We postponed the party."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'You called a plumber!'

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Luck

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'I can see the sea!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

Toilet Roll Drop

Forest Fire Hazard

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

A hurricane recites a nursery rhyme.

'Which service do you require, sir - Fire, Police, Ambulance or Bank-rescue?'