Disaster Comedians Gifts

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

igloo smoking zone...

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'You called a plumber!'

Banana Midlife Crisis

Luck

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'I can see the sea!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"... Till death us do part."

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'

Forest Fire Hazard

The end is nigh.

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'