Disaster Comedy Aficionados Gifts

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Suez Canal Curse

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Pack Your Bags

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

Luck

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'I can see the sea!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

"... Till death us do part."

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Forest Fire Hazard

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'