Disaster Comedy Aficionados Gifts

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Luck

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

'I can see the sea!'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

"... Till death us do part."

Forest Fire Hazard

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Local Weather: There are no tsunamis predicted for your area...

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'