Destruction Admirers Gifts

'Y'know, Jimmy, this murderous rampage thing used to be fun, but now, it's just another job!'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Monster Clown

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

School of Karate

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

Frontispiece for Earl Lavender by John Davidson

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

Post future today

Enter Herodias - suppressed version

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Demolition Crew

CONNNCREEETE!

Pulling the BT tower down.

Egg, Larva, Pupa and Adult

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

"I heard you were extinct!"

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

1000 things to Demolish before you die

"There was a time when I'd have dismissed him as a crank."

Working vacation for a harbinger.

Demo Skittles

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

First National Bank of Armageddon

'This will finish it, boss!'

'No, I can't make it next Friday. How about a week Tuesday?'