Creative Destruction Admirer Gifts

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

When beavers dream.

Bricklayer

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Now you've done it!"

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

Post future today

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

Highway sign writer's block.

'Prototype number 18a/e, Adam and eve (paradise model) start again

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

"Very creative, but is it something your mother would want to share on social media?"

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

Football face-off.

Halloween pumpkin

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'You know this game will work so much better when we invent paper and scissors...'

After years of trying, Dr. Ra' success at creating a race of giants comes to a quick and tragic end.

'The Bricklayers Arms'

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

Thinking man's crumpet.

Puppet Show for Octopuses