Demolition Admirer Gifts

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Comedy and tragedy masks

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Haunted museum

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Tosca

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

When beavers dream.

Bricklayer

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

School of Karate

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

Tourist

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

Post future today

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"