Demolition Enthusiasts Gifts

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Monster Clown

Meow Power Demolition team.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Graffiti Forever!

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"You must be the demolition team."

School of Karate

'I'm screwed...'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

Japan-Reconstruction

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

President 'Andy' Johnson Completes his Term of Office

Beware of Dog

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

'Can I call you back Harry, I think the restructuring has started.'

Newton's Cradle Wrecking Balls