Demolition Derby Enthusiast Gifts

Activities for the newly divorced.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Graffiti Forever!

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

School of Karate

Greville Starkey

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

'I'm screwed...'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"You must be the demolition team."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Beware of Dog

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'Can I call you back Harry, I think the restructuring has started.'