Demolition Fan Gifts

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

Big B: implode...explode.

Demolition of a golfing company.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Scientists building a tower

Graffiti Forever!

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Love your renovations.'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

'I'm screwed...'

School of Karate

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Beware of Dog

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

Demolition Crew

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.