Reconstruction Era Fan Gifts

1868 Presidential Election: Horatio Seymour attempts to lead Columbia Astray

Salmon P Chase and the 1868 Democratic Convention

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Lessons in Prehistory.

The Da Vinci Cod

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'Love your renovations.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"