Art Restoration Fan Gifts

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Taking a peek at the audience

Best before 65 million BC.

Pharaoh Cocoon

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Early accounting scandals.

Adult Barbershop

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

About the potter.

Prehistoric Modern Art

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"Habanero ..."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

The drinker.

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Munch Master.