Art Restoration Fan Gifts

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Best before 65 million BC.

Pharaoh Cocoon

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Early accounting scandals.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Adult Barbershop

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

About the potter.

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Prehistoric Modern Art

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"Habanero ..."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

The drinker.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Munch Master.