Industrial Age Fan Gifts

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Best before 65 million BC.

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Primitive magician

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

I'm With Stooped

Adult Barbershop

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Really Early Vikings

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'