Industrial Age Fan Pillows

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Best before 65 million BC.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Really Early Vikings

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

The man who discovered smoke

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''