Ancient Technology Fan Pillows

Really Early Vikings

My other wheel is round.

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

"We're close."

Inventor of the wheel sees man inventing wheel clamp.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A watch face with Stonehenge

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

Jason and the Aga notes,

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

I'm With Stooped

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'