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Really Early Vikings

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

"We're close."

Inventor of the wheel sees man inventing wheel clamp.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Jason and the Aga notes,

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

The man who discovered smoke

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''