Ancient Weaponry Fan T-Shirts

"This stuff is virtually useless against nukes."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

A watch face with Stonehenge

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Knighthood being given by the king

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"Your remote control, sire."

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."