Ancient Weaponry Fan Gifts

"This stuff is virtually useless against nukes."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

I'm With Stooped

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Knighthood being given by the king

The Invention of the Wheel

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Your remote control, sire."