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'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Early accounting scandals.

Goddess

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Infographics: the early years.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Habanero ..."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Prehistoric Modern Art

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Really Early Vikings

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Fall in the Greek Temple

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"I love it!"

The drinker.

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem