Ancient Rome Fan T-Shirts

"Truly a magnificent emperor! While Rome burns, Nero plays an instrument that hasn't been invented yet."

Uses of a Death Cat in History: Et tu Fluffy?

'Make sure to keep your hands at X and II!'

Monster chariot races

A bird nesting on a statue of Caesar

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

"Tell the general there'll be no reasoning with these idiots. They've brought along a conspiracy theorist."

Roman paramedic.

'Friends, Romans, Countrymen Reunited'

'I'm Spartacus!'

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

An ancient Roman gives the thumbs down using a big foam finger. The fight is between a lion dressed like a gladiator and wielding a large fork and a man with a spoon.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Julius Ceasar Skating.

Make Rome Great Again

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Jason and the Aga notes,

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Early accounting scandals.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

I'm Spartacus.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Prehistoric Modern Art