Ancient Human Fan T-Shirts

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

A watch face with Stonehenge

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Jason and the Aga notes,

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Prehistoric Modern Art

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Really Early Vikings