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'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

The Da Vinci Cod

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Jason and the Aga notes,

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Really Early Vikings