
I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."
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I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."
'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'
"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"
'That's about it so far, Son.'
"We're following Carrot Top."
William Shakespeare sitting at a desk
"Well....I could've done this!"
'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'
Lessons in Prehistory.
Primitive magician
'Jurassic Pork.'
OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING
The Da Vinci Cod
A watch face with Stonehenge
"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"
"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"
Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.
Jason and the Aga notes,
You're my Venus
The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'
'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'
"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"
The Invention of the Wheel
'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'
The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana
"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."
I'm With Stooped
"Next year, let's wish for a pony."
Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.
'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'
"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."
"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."
Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'
'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'
"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"
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