Ancient Text Fan Mugs

"Great work Moses...do you mind transferring them onto papyrus now?"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

A watch face with Stonehenge

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

IMHOtep

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Really Early Vikings

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

The man who discovered smoke

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Ancient taxi