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"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Wow, what a DILF."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Feel better, dear?"

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Medical Cabinet

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

Barnett Newman

"I can't see it lasting!"

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

Gallery of Expressionist Art

Mastering political faces.

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

Only a handful of people are this small.

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

"That's him? I love his stuff!"

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

I like the cut of your jib. Okay, full disclosure time: I have a pretty sick jib fetish. ? ?

I never understood why they talk about something "going south" as if it is a bad thing.

"I am communicating. One picture is worth a 1000 words!"

Salman Rushdie

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

'It's a barrel of laughs.'

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

'May I say how delightful it is to hear he use of the word 'Egad'.'