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"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

Supermom.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Feel better, dear?"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Medical Cabinet

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

OMG.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Warhol Exhibit

Bad Career Move