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'May I say how delightful it is to hear he use of the word 'Egad'.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Hip Operation

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'Same address, 20 years later'

High Tech/Low Tech.

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.