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'May I say how delightful it is to hear he use of the word 'Egad'.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Hip Operation

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

High Tech/Low Tech.

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'