Ancient Game Fan T-Shirts

"I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock, rock'."

Fly Football

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Lessons in Prehistory.

Jason and the Aga notes,

Early accounting scandals.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Prehistoric Modern Art

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

Really Early Vikings

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

The real reason for the pyramids.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"Guac-A-Mole"

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Spaghetti Mummy

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Lost to antiquity.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Damn copier broke down again!'

Early stencils.

The Day They Invented Papyrus

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'