Ancient Game Fan Mugs

"I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock, rock'."

Fly Football

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Lessons in Prehistory.

Jason and the Aga notes,

Early accounting scandals.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Prehistoric Modern Art

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

Really Early Vikings

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

The real reason for the pyramids.

Spaghetti Mummy

"Guac-A-Mole"

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Lost to antiquity.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Damn copier broke down again!'

Early stencils.

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'