Vintage Game Fans Mugs

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'New Game'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Adult Barbershop

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Suzanne Lenglen

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Indians Smoke Signals.

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

Dead animal toupee.

Elvis' autopsy

Jack Johnson

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

Candy Land for Adults

Children of the Cornhole

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

'Eton Football (Reported by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

PacMan brain

Joe Louis

W. G. Grace

Furthest bounced drunk.

'Where did we put away childish things?'

'It's a whole new ball game.'