Debris Decor Fan Gifts

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Declutter Your Life

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Rep-Tiles.

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Larvae Lamps.

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'