Demolition Derby Gifts

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Graffiti Forever!

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"You must be the demolition team."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

School of Karate

'I'm screwed...'

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

Beware of Dog

'Can I call you back Harry, I think the restructuring has started.'

Newton's Cradle Wrecking Balls

"We need someone with experience operating a wrecking ball. Huffing and puffing and blowing buildings down is pretty much an outdated skill these days."

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Demolition Crew