Demolition Derby Mugs

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Graffiti Forever!

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

"You must be the demolition team."

'I'm screwed...'

School of Karate

Stu had a future in demolitions.

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

Beware of Dog

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'Can I call you back Harry, I think the restructuring has started.'

Newton's Cradle Wrecking Balls

"Kill!"

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"