Demolition Dreamer Gifts

Builder adjusting a wall.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Push for Disco...

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"And how would you like your steak?"

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Angel Music