Comedic Demolitionist Gifts

Man blowing up cars.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Choose, Fenster

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'It's Blurred.'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

Jumble Sale

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

Sleigh Ride

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."