Comedic Demolitionist Pillows

Man blowing up cars.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Choose, Fenster

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'It's Blurred.'

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

Jumble Sale

Sleigh Ride

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

The violin lesson

"You heading south again this summer?"

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."