Destruction Artist Gifts

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'This is my natural habitat.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Hello?"

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'I'm screwed...'

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

Wordplay: Graffiti.

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

Beware of Dog

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

Big B: implode...explode.

Volcano and plane

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

Builder adjusting a wall.

1000 things to Demolish before you die

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

Man Crossing His Fingers Behind Back At Interview

Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.

"Did I turn off the stove."

Demolition of a golfing company.