Destruction Artist Gifts

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'This is my natural habitat.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Hello?"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'I'm screwed...'

Wordplay: Graffiti.

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

Beware of Dog

Big B: implode...explode.

Volcano and plane

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

Builder adjusting a wall.

1000 things to Demolish before you die

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

Man Crossing His Fingers Behind Back At Interview

Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.

"Did I turn off the stove."

'Y'know, Jimmy, this murderous rampage thing used to be fun, but now, it's just another job!'