Demolition Specialist Gifts

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Hold on, Bob's little rocketship just started ticking."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Graffiti Forever!

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Brain Bomb Detector

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

School of Karate

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"You must be the demolition team."

'I'm screwed...'

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

Mines at Sea

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog