Demolition Specialist Gifts

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Hold on, Bob's little rocketship just started ticking."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Graffiti Forever!

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Brain Bomb Detector

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

School of Karate

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

'I'm screwed...'

"You must be the demolition team."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Mines at Sea