Mini Demolition Expert Gifts

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Meow Power Demolition team.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Graffiti Forever!

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"I want the whole thing gutted."

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'I'm screwed...'

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

"You must be the demolition team."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

Beware of Dog

Vacu-move - discount movers.

'Can I call you back Harry, I think the restructuring has started.'

Newton's Cradle Wrecking Balls

"Hello? Are there still openings in the stress management clinic?"

"We need someone with experience operating a wrecking ball. Huffing and puffing and blowing buildings down is pretty much an outdated skill these days."

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

The Moving Company.