Demolition Explorer Gifts

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

The Vineyard

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Artist on the Beach

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Graffiti Forever!

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

Subway Library

'My career is in ruins...'

Homing Beatnik

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

'I'm screwed...'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"You must be the demolition team."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."