Construction Explorer Gifts

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

The Origami Society...

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

There is No Planet C

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'