Construction Site Adventurer Gifts

'David, call you back. Something's come up.'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Ceiling Paint

Dominoes

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'

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